The other night at dinner, I tried to explain to a Belgian housemate of mine how the United States higher education system works. “But isn’t it very very expensive?” she asked, “how can anyone afford to pay for it?”
“Well, there are lots of ways to get funding,” I replied. “Sometimes, if you don’t have enough money they give you money, and sometimes if you have won some sort of academic achievement you get money too.”
“And how much it costs, and how much money you get, depends on which school you attend,” interjected another housemate.
“But how do you get the money?” asked the Belgian. “Where does it come from? Does the government give it to you?”
The interjecting housemate and I exchanged winces. How on earth could we explain the chaos of getting college funding to a European? “It’s …um, it’s… very complicated. Some money comes from the government, and some money comes from your school, and some money comes from private donors, and, um…”
“You know how our health care system is really bizarre and chaotic? Like, there are all of these different ways to get health insurance, and everyone pays a different amount, and it’s hard to really tell what you’re doing, and there are lots of forms to fill out? And the care isn’t really all that great, but rich people always seem to get really good care, and regular people get good enough care, for the most part, and a bunch of poor people don’t really get any care at all, and they have to make the choice between going to the doctor and going bankrupt?”
The Belgian nodded.
“Well, applying for money to go to college is a lot like that.”
“But with less death.”
“Yes, with less death.”
This was really the best way we could think of to describe it. I don’t think the Belgian was very impressed.